Driving on the 78 on the first sub par day we've had all year, I knew it was going to be a long drive. The sky was dark and I passed a Liza Minnelli concert billboard (2 shows?!?!) It kind of had a Fear and Loathing in East County feeling to it. My destination was Nordstrom, with an objective to buy a birthday gift. A late birthday gift mind you. I'm that asshole that you always hear about that didn't get their girlfriend a gift on time. Yes sir, 15 people at her party all asking you the same question: so what did you get her? Hell today is being played by a higher end departmant store, where the generic people shop to increase their generic lives. The smell of judgement and money is in the air. But this is what I get, at the height of my douchebaggery.
Fin.
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