8 Yr old Chinese Girl runs 2,212 miles to Beijing in 55 days!

That's the American model ON CRACK. Here is the story. You also have a10-year-old swimming across a river with her hands and feet bound, with a 4-year-old riding a 1,000-pound beluga whale! Olympic Fever! Can you feel it?

We need to get our finest child athlete on the move from Boston as I speak. If he/she really wants it, I think they can make it to LA in forty days. I'm definatly feeling it.

Fin.