Last night our beloved Pub was taken over by Skatercumhipster cokehead types. You must of thought someone put horse laxative in the beer because everyone in the bathroom took 5 minutes or more every time. Anyways, a few of my favorite quotes from the night:
"Man these cokeheads like anything" {our favorite one was dancing and screaming to every song. Various genre's for like 45 minutes straight)
"that's what coke does to you. You like everything for 20 minutes...then you hate everything."
"these guys gotta stop cutting their shit with baby wipes" -Blake, patron.
{coker leaves the bathroom after 5 minutes} "Wow, must of been a bad shit"
We laugh.
{i walk in} "No that trip was a proper use of a bathroom, fuck"
Oh and to striped shirt coker: Why do you slang your shit in the back parking lot in the open. I wish I had a picture of the look on your face when I rounded that corner. COP COP COP COP.....
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