Quotesmith

At work I have alot of time to shoot the shit with my co-workers. Many of them are ex-marine right wingers. I don't dislike them, but when we talk about things that are anywhere important, they have absolutly no reason. Here is one. It's not exact, but it's pretty close. (from a co-worker) that will go nameless.

"You know when those stupid hippies are telling us to save water and shit. Well humans are 75% water. Let's just shoot some people...their is your water."

Speechless. I know, I didn't even know how to answer.

"I HAVE SEVEN PROBLEMS AND YOUR FIVE OF THEM!"

From an interview with Dane Cook from Gorilla Mask. Funny stuff.

Tonight i'm going to check out Bill Muarry's new flick, Broken Flowers. Then Sushi. Not in that exact order though.