We get many famous people flying in and out of my work everyonce and a while. A few days ago, Jeb Bush flew in to Carlsbad. He had 3 cars and about 7 secret serivce men with him. If I had a chance to talk to him I could of told him how I was the brother of one his cabinet members during his last term. But that probably would have made him happy or thinkthat I was proud to meet him or something. That also would have made me buddy buddy with Jebby and that though was revolting. As proud as Iamof my brother, having somone related to me working for the Bush family was just too...wierd.
Apparently there was some Republican thing going on in town because the Governor of Missouri flew in a few hours later. He only had two cars and two secret service guys with him. We'll ignore the fact that he was oogling at our customer service ladies adn say that he was a nice guy who didn't mind talking to us lonley line guys. But why should Jeb get 7 guys and 3 cars and Mr. Missouri only gets 2 cars and 2 guys? It's not like Florida is any better than Missouri. In fact I imagine Missouri to be much better than Florida. Having been to Florida, the only thing stopping me from thinking of annexing it is that my beloved Dolphins play in Miami. I realize that I don't know the Governor of Missouri's name and that this post doesn't really have a point. All I'm saying is that Mr. Missouri is getting the short end of the Governor stick.
*UPDATE: Ok the Gov of Missouri is named Matt Blunt. Gov. Blunt was not oogling our customer service reps that was his aide. So Gov. Blunt just blew us off, dick.
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